In his first State of the Union Address, Obama showed signs of the repeated beatings he has received by friend and foe, alike. His youth appeared gone, no glint of aged wisdom appeared in his eyes despite the faux gray now crafted into his pate. Nervously entangling fingers, fatiguely resting them upon the podium, then with the familiar dancing-puppet movements, the pincer gesture and the proctologic point, he countenanced the same blaw blaw progressivist, elitist gobbledygook he has always trumpeted. There was some idiocy about climate change. He struggled to stand tall with his back to the Vice-clueless, and Specter of the House, made richer from the bailouts, wife of a real estate venture financier (wink, wink), Mrs. Paul Frank Corleone Pelosi, as he fed the crowd the whole holy cow of vintage 1920′s national socialist zeitgeist, including an open homosexuality policy that would make way for the first openly bi-racial-bi-sexual-bye-bye-birdie bi-President and the first First Partners of anyone of a dozen different orientation combinations. But he stopped short of coming out with any admissions about his own proclivities or why he chooses one but not another.
Then there was the whiny, whimping-out about political fisticuffs, and a gratuitous invoking the great demon of NEA contolled “we makem dumber” liberal education policy, as he played off the inculcated ignorance of his constituency by denying the facts that the history of political office and politics in general has always been with filled with partisan virtiol. He begged for the fight to be over all the while being about as partisan as one can get. It was like he was saying: “I just can’t take any more… It’s just horrible. Those brutes… Damn you Bush, *damn you America, damn you Auntie Em, how could you treat me… I mean, me… this way after all the ways I did you… Save me O’s Great Wright Hope!”
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We now return to your regularly needed deprogramming:
Admitting defeat, he actually coopted conservative tax philosophy. How he is going to pay for all the freebies he promises so that Democrats can buy more votes was left unsaid. However, he vowed that he will not quit fighting, but would quit fighting, but wouldn’t quit fighting but would, and promised to turn congress over to the Republicans if they think they can run the government better. (If the Republicans):
insist that 60 votes in the Senate are required to do any business at all in this town — a supermajority — then the responsibility to govern is now yours, as well.
He vowed to stop the partisanship, he vowed to continue it, he vowed he would walk away, he vowed he would not walk away, he vowed he would talk away, he vowed he wouldn’t… he vowed to resurrect Reagan’s budget axe, he vowed to keep it buried, he vowed that he would finish the job he began on the American people, he vowed to blame others for it, he vowed he would uphold the constitution, he vowed to read it sometime, he vowed to learn how to read, he vowed to get a new teleprompter operator, he called for quits to political campaigning, he gave a political speach, he vowed to quit fighting, he threw punches at everyone, even the Supreme Court, his shadow, the the stage lights, he promised, he didn’t promise, he promised, shehe loves me, heshe loves me not, he condemned the right, he promised he promised to stop partisan bickering, he condemned Bush, he promised he would promise to stop partisan attacks, he condemned, he promised to quit the political folderal, he attacked again, he promised substance, he blew hard, he promised he promised he promised, he promised Iran what? War? He promised peace, he promised to be a hawk, he cooed like a dove, he hawked up a chunk, and squatted like a buzzard, Iran tested a nuke while he promised us increased terrorism policies, he promised he would look into acts of terrorism, he promised us safety and security, he promised to secure the borders, he promised not to alienate the Hispanic vote, he promised, he promised no more damn run on sentences as wasted words ran down his chin like drivel… Such is the confusion,
Such are promises…
A punch-drunk mind is to be pitied. But when it sees the exit and refuses to leave the ring no matter how many times it promises, you must conclude it is the teleprompter operator’s fault.
This just in: Chris “Hammond Maxwell” Matthews, talking head for the Democrat Party admits the Democrats used racism to win their majorities when he said: “dat boy show know how to polish dem shoes… I mose forgets dat ‘bama was mandingo…, it’s like, heuns real peepul…”
Honestly, how many times do the Democrats have to tip their racist hand before the liberal black community rises up against Democrat manipulation of race for the politics of power? One would think that being typified as a lesser being by the likes of Matthews would pretty much reveal the slaver mentality of the left. The fact is that Obama has done nothing to heal the racial divide. He used his black heritage with the same fervor that Hammond used Ellen. Don’t be confused, Obama used his “blackness” in every bit the whorish way that Matthews and other white liberal Democrat owners of the black Democrats do.
Every thing looks better in black and white.